🔓Unlocked: Jimmer’s Mystery Box
Original price was: $906.00.$0.00Current price is: $0.00.Save $906.00
One of a kind and Jimmer’s prized possession. Proceeds to go to a good cause.
For years, Jimmer has carried this box with him everywhere—bungeed to the back of his snowmobile, dragged through cedar swamps, once even seen riding the ferry to Mackinac Island. No one’s ever been allowed to open it. We don’t know what’s inside, but he assures us its valuable.
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Description
Well… I guess it’s time.
I’m sellin’ the box.
Y’all’ve seen me carry it for years—at camp, at the fish fry, even down the log slide and back up. Some folks been wonderin’ what’s in it. Others been makin’ up stories.
It’s rare stuff. Collected over time. Personal. Not fully sure if I want to part with it or not.
I ain’t never opened it for anyone before, but I been thinkin’… maybe it’s time to pass it on.
I ain’t keepin’ the money. Gonna give it to a youth camp, or maybe the local rescue sled team, something that helps the community.
Whatever it goes for, I assure you it’s worth every penny.
You don’t get to pick what’s inside. You just get to find out.
No returns. No trades. And don’t ask me if it includes antlers—you’ll know when you open it.
~ Jimmer
Specifications
| Material | Wood |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | Its a box |
| Contents | Unknown |
| Value | Priceless |
